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Funny Child Care Shirts Quotes & Sayings
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A grown man takes care of his child without anybody needing to tell him he needs to take care of his child.
Madea
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Your child should feel entitled to cry when you leave; crying is a natural thing for a child to do when she feels bad. The fact that your child cries when you go doesn't mean she will never like day care. It just means she wants you to stay.
Amy Laura Dombro
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I'm particularly fortunate to be in a position where I can bring my child to work and be able to get good child care. Not a lot of women have that.
Julia Louis-Dreyfus
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Mens shirts have the buttons on the right, but womens shirts have the buttons on the left.
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My family doesn't care. They think it's wonderful. They care about the work and they also care about the fact that when I was a child, I learned through television not to be prejudiced...I learned through television not to be racist and that's what we should do. I think that's part of our educational process.
Elizabeth Mitchell
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Rick Ross shirts be looking like a sheet from a King size bed!
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So you can kiss my black ass, fu.. the white house, it aint my house, So you can burn the mothafu..a down for all I care, Cause t-shirts and khakies is all I wear.
Eazy-E
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A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
Groucho Marx
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Let's give thanks there isn't a parade where straight guys feel comfortable enough to take off their shirts and dance.
Unknown
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The child thinks of growing old as an almost obscene calamity, which for some mysterious reason will never happen to itself. All who have passed the age of thirty are joyless grotesques, endlessly fussing about things of no importance and staying alive without, so far as the child can see, having anything to live for. Only child life is real life.
George Orwell
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Be careful who you're calling a child, Lois, because if I'm a child, that makes you a pedophile. And I'll be damned if I'm gonna sit here and get lectured by a pervert.
Peter Griffin
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I'd have to think of something really creative and mind-fu..ing. Maybe if I adopted a child, like a foreign child, and carried it around and took it to work and took it to a Teen Vogue party. That'd be pretty funny.
Leven Rambin
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If opinions are like assholes, then a lot of opinions wear Ed Hardy shirts.
Unknown
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More broadly, we are going to have to examine the safety net programs to make sure they are poised to catch the families before they fall even more, especially in the areas of unemployment benefits, child care assistance, and foster care.
Richard Neal
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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.
Dave Barry
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One of the hallmarks of the baby boomer generation is that it doesnt live like the previous generation. It hasnt yet given up jeans and T-shirts or beer.
Ron Klugman
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No, no, I was only funny on stage, really. I, I, think I was funny as a person toward my classmates when I was very young. You know, when I was a child, up to about the age of 12.
Rowan Atkinson
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People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.
Ellen DeGeneres
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I have a closet full of blazers and more striped shirts than any human could possibly wear. Somehow I think that I don't have striped shirts, and then I look at my closet and go, 'Oh, I have ten.' But then you always end up with your favourite striped shirt of the moment, and you don't end up wearing any of the other ones.
Jennifer Morrison
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A child is not an adult, a child didn't ask to be here. Any man that doesn't take care of his responsibilities to his family and to his children, do me a favor STOP calling yourself a man..at least have the decency to admit that you're a boy. You don't know what manhood is.
Stephen A Smith
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