TOPIC
AUTHOR
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
EVENTS
MEMBERS
LOGIN
SIGN UP
Quotes
Topics
Pictures
Questions
Authors
Blog
About
Terms
Privacy
Sitemap
Get in Touch
Advertise
Removal Request
Subscribe
Contact Us
Social
Facebook
Instagram
Twitter
Pinterest
Close
Submit Quote
Latest Quotes
Browse our latest quotes
Topic List
Categorized list of quote topics
Famous Authors
Alphabetical list of influential authors
Picture Quotes
Custom and user added quotes with pictures
Quotes
Questions
Submit Quote
Funny Chinese People Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Chinese People" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
Related Topics
Funny
Jokes
Funny
Feelings
Being Hurt
Broken Promises
Being Disappointed
People Change
Jokes
Chinese New Year
Funny Fortune Cookie
Exams
Religious
Funny Facebook Status
Travel
People
Age
Silly
Funny Facebook Status
Show more
Race
Movies
Wisdom
Labor Day
Negative People
Irony
Gossip
Rumors
Trash Talk
Fake People
Love
Comedy
Actors And Acting
God
Christmas
Funny Christmas Card
Humorous Christmas
Facebook Haha Funny Thoughts Secrets Hate Love
Hate
Humor
Two Faced People
Difficulty
Making Decisions
Funny Good Morning
Witty
People
Life
Backstabbing
Bad Friends
QUOTES
Zhang Yimou tried to use martial arts to talk about Chinese culture, Chinese people. What do they think, what do they want and what do they hope.
Jet Li
3 Likes
Sponsored Links
Chinese: Me not come to work, me sick. Boss: When I'm sick I have s.. with my wife, try it. Later Chinese called back: It worked. Me better. You got nice house!
Unknown
372 Likes
Funny quotes
Sex quotes
Jokes quotes
But now all of a sudden some idiots in Taiwan start to say that they are not Chinese. Their grand parents were Chinese. But for some reason, they feel they are not Chinese.
Alex Chiu
1 Likes
It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
565 Likes
Funny quotes
Feelings quotes
Being Hurt quotes
Broken Promises quotes
Being Disappointed quotes
People Change quotes
Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Colin.
Tim Vine
166 Likes
Funny quotes
Jokes quotes
Sponsored Links
Happy Chinese New Year to you and the Chinese government official also reading this.
Unknown
2 Likes
Chinese New Year quotes
Help! I am being held prisoner in a Chinese bakery.
Unknown
13 Likes
Funny Fortune Cookie quotes
I wonder what all those Chinese poets sound like in Chinese. I like their distilled quality.
Tom Verlaine
0 Likes
Those who do not study are only cattle dressed up in mens clothes.
Chinese Proverb
85 Likes
Funny quotes
Exams quotes
Heaven is an American salary, a Chinese cook, an English house, and a Japanese wife. Hell is defined as having a Chinese salary, an English cook, a Japanese house, and an American wife.
James H Kabbler III
25 Likes
Funny quotes
Religious quotes
Sponsored Links
Please understand the reason why Chinese vegetables taste so good. It is simple. The Chinese do not cook them, they just threaten them!
Jeff Smith
1 Likes
When the Chinese first came to San Francisco, they were actually welcomed by the mayor and they had special ceremonies for them-again this is when their colony was very small, only a few Chinese.
Iris Chang
4 Likes
I majored in Chinese. I was never really good at Chinese but I really, really benefited from having been exposed to Asian philosophy early in my life.
Martha Beck
2 Likes
I'm sure the movie industry is going up but I would love to see more Chinese films about contemporary Chinese about the problems of life on the street.
Paz Vega
0 Likes
The Chinese culture belongs not only to the Chinese but also to the whole world.
Jinato Hu
0 Likes
Sponsored Links
I don't need to convince anybody that I know kung fu, but maybe somebody needs to know that I really can act, without doing a Chinese accent or a funny walk.
David Carradine
2 Likes
No student of Chinese history can say that the Chinese are incapable of religious experience, even when judged by the standards of medieval Europe or pious India.
Hu Shih
0 Likes
No more turning a blind eye to Chinese spies in our nuclear labs. No more keeping silent about Chinese slave labor camps.
Steve Forbes
1 Likes
In the year 1915 a series of trivial incidents led some Chinese students in Cornell University to take up the question of reforming the Chinese language.
Hu Shih
0 Likes
We inadvertently bombed the Chinese Embassy. But Clinton now is working very hard. He has sent a letter of apology to the Chinese. And, he's also given them a gift certificate for future nuclear secrets.
David Letterman
2 Likes
1
2
3
4
...
25
TRENDING
TRENDING TOPICS
Apr 25
Abuse
Attitude
Be True To Yourself
Being The Bigger Person
Birthday Wishes
Confused Love
Emotional Abuse
Falling For Someone
Great
Heroes
Hurt Feelings
Longtime Friend
Potential
Relationship
Self Reliance
Sons
Success
TV Series
Thinking Of Him
Vision
ABOUT
Terms
Privacy Policy
Removal Request
Sitemap
Contact Us
OUR GOAL
Our goal is to help you by delivering amazing quotes to bring inspiration, personal growth, love and happiness to your everyday life.
© 2024 SearchQuotes™