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Funny Chinese Whisper Phrases

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The woman who tells her age is either too young to have anything to lose or too old to have anything to gain.

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Those who do not study are only cattle dressed up in mens clothes.

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People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.

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A man commented to his lunch companion: My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she'd married a millionaire. You're lucky, sighed the companion. My wife dreams that in the daytime.

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Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Colin.

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The golden rule of work is that the bosses jokes are ALWAYS funny.	2241 up, 1435 down

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God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.

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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

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It's funny the way most people love the dead. Once you're dead, you're made for life.

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The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not Eureka! (I found it!) but 'That's funny...ï¿½

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