TOPIC
AUTHOR
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
EVENTS
MEMBERS
LOGIN
SIGN UP
Quotes
Topics
Pictures
Questions
Authors
Blog
About
Terms
Privacy
Sitemap
Get in Touch
Advertise
Removal Request
Subscribe
Contact Us
Social
Facebook
Instagram
Twitter
Pinterest
Close
Submit Quote
Latest Quotes
Browse our latest quotes
Topic List
Categorized list of quote topics
Famous Authors
Alphabetical list of influential authors
Picture Quotes
Custom and user added quotes with pictures
Quotes
Questions
Submit Quote
Funny Chocolates Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Chocolates" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
Related Topics
Funny
Halloween
Valentines Day
Pick Up Lines
Sweet
Funny
Feelings
Being Hurt
Broken Promises
Being Disappointed
People Change
Life
Uncertainty
Mystery
Happy Birthday
Complicated Love
Taken For Granted
Broken Love
Value
Show more
Valentines Day
Fuck Life
Bullshit
Drama
Humor
Silly
Witty
True Love
Falling In Love
Falling For You
Cute Relationship
All I Want Is You
Being Brave
Cowardice
Deep Love
Clothes
Funny Workout
Funny Lazy
Funny New Year
Funny New Years Resolution
Fitness Jokes
Facebook
Funny Facebook Status
Clever Facebook Status
Inspirational
Being A Girl
Being A Woman
Strong Women
Girl Power
QUOTES
Look, there's no metaphysics on earth like chocolates.
Fernando Pessoa
5 Likes
Funny quotes
Halloween quotes
Sponsored Links
I'm sorry I didn't get you a box of chocolates for Valentine's Day, but if you want something sweet I'm right here.
Unknown
415 Likes
Valentines Day quotes
Pick Up Lines quotes
Sweet quotes
Funny quotes
Life... is like a box of chocolates - a cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that no one ever asks for, unreturnable because all you get back is another box of chocolates. So, you're stuck with mostly undefinable whipped mint crap, mindlessly wolfed down when there's nothing else to eat while you're watching the game. Sure, once is a while you get a peanut butter cup or an English toffee but it's gone too fast and the taste is fleeting. In the end, you are left with nothing but broken bits filled with hardened jelly and teeth-shattering nuts, which, if you are desperate enough to eat, leaves nothing but an empty box of useless brown paper.
The X-Files
385 Likes
Look, there's no metaphysics on earth like chocolates.
Fernando Pessoa
1 Likes
Eat a box of chocolates 'cause you're feelin' bad?
Blake Shelton
12 Likes
Sponsored Links
I did get Tom Hanks to say, Life is just a box of chocolates.
James Lipton
1 Likes
My favorite thing in the world is a box of fine European chocolates which is, for sure, better than s...
Alicia Silverstone
2 Likes
We used to wash our hair in buckets and survive on toasted sandwiches, chocolates and soup.
Joan Greenwood
1 Likes
It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
565 Likes
Funny quotes
Feelings quotes
Being Hurt quotes
Broken Promises quotes
Being Disappointed quotes
People Change quotes
We always had chocolates and my mother was careful to make sure they were unwrapped in advance so the paper wouldn't rustle in the middle of a performance.
Penelope Keith
1 Likes
Sponsored Links
Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get.
Forrest Gump
14 Likes
Life quotes
Uncertainty quotes
Mystery quotes
I want to do something for her... but what?' 'Oh, there's the usual things; flowers, chocolates, promises you don't intend to keep... -Beast Cogsworth
Beauty And The Beast
33 Likes
Birthdays are best celebrated with lots of chocolates, wine, friends and close ones. May you have a great Birthday. Don't forget to invite me!
Unknown
31 Likes
Happy Birthday quotes
Love is like a box of chocolates. You don't know how good it is until they are all gone.
Unknown
26 Likes
Complicated Love quotes
Taken For Granted quotes
Broken Love quotes
Value quotes
For Valentine's Day, I'm going to do nothing. But the next day, I'm going to buy all the discount chocolates I like.
Unknown
104 Likes
Valentines Day quotes
Sponsored Links
Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's like a litter box. Full of shit.
Unknown
386 Likes
Fuck Life quotes
Bullshit quotes
Drama quotes
A dozen roses: $12, a box of chocolates: $10, a Happy Valentines Day card: $2, still having $24 dollars because you're single: priceless!
Unknown
193 Likes
Valentines Day quotes
I got a box full of chocolates for you girl, girl. For you girl, girl, for you. I got some roses and a love letter that says I adore you.
Mindless Behavior
34 Likes
Don't get me presents, don't get me roses and don't get me chocolates this Valentine's Day. All I want from you is a sweet kiss and a promise that you will always be by my side. Happy Valentines Day.
Unknown
13 Likes
If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
Unknown
189 Likes
Humor quotes
Silly quotes
Funny quotes
Witty quotes
1
2
3
4
...
25
TRENDING
TRENDING TOPICS
Apr 24
Authority
Beauty
Being A Mom
Cheering Up
Christian Mothers Day
Clarity
Fate
Fidelity
Finding Love
Flirting
Good
Gratitude
Individualism
Passion
Patriotism
Press
Service
Silly
Solitude
Teenage
ABOUT
Terms
Privacy Policy
Removal Request
Sitemap
Contact Us
OUR GOAL
Our goal is to help you by delivering amazing quotes to bring inspiration, personal growth, love and happiness to your everyday life.
© 2024 SearchQuotes™