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People are funny, they want the front of the bus, the middle of the road, and the back of the church.
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I admire the serene assurance of those who have religious faith. It is wonderful to observe the calm confidence of a Christian with four aces.
Mark Twain
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Thus Christian humanism is as indispensable to the Christian way of life as Christian ethics and a Christian sociology.
Christopher Dawson
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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
Laurence J Peter
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Faith makes a Christian. Life proves a Christian. Trial confirms a Christian. Death crowns a Christian.
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The purpose of a Christian education would not be merely to make men and women pious Christians: a system which aimed too rigidly at this end alone would become only obscurantist. A Christian education must primarily teach people to be able to think in Christian categories.
T S Eliot
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Always remember that Hell is un-cool.
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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
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Love your enemies. They'll go crazy trying to figure out what you're up to.
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Most people would rather die than think; in fact, they do so.
Bertrand Russell
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Give your troubles to God. He'll be up all night anyhow.
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A closed mouth gathers no foot.
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You must believe in God in spite of what the clergy say.
Benjamin Jowett
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The more you complain, the longer God lets you live.
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Remember, God has not gone on vacation and left you in charge.
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Where all think alike, no one thinks very much
Walter Lippmann
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With soap, baptism is a good thing.
Robert Ingersoll
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It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.
H L Mencken
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Heaven goes by favour. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
Mark Twain
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