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Suggest Revision: Christmas itself may be called into question, If carried so far it creates indigestion.
 
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Suggest Revision: When you stop believing in Santa Claus is when you start getting clothes for Christmas!
 
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Suggest Revision: Dear Crush, don't be scared if a fat guy in a red suit snatches you away on Christmas Eve. Sincerely, You Were On My Wish List.
 
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Suggest Revision: The quality of your Christmas gifts makes me wish Santa was real.
 
Dear Santa, what I want for Christmas is... your list with names of naughty girls.
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Suggest Revision: Dear Santa, what I want for Christmas is... your list with names of naughty girls.
 
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Suggest Revision: Mail your packages early so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas.
 
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Suggest Revision: I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.
 
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Suggest Revision: Oh, for the good old days when people would stop Christmas shopping when they ran out of money.
 
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Suggest Revision: Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present.
 
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Suggest Revision: There is a remarkable breakdown of taste and intelligence at Christmas time. Mature, responsible grown men wear neckties made of holly leaves and drink alcoholic beverages with raw egg yolks and cottage cheese in them.
 
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