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Church isnt where you meet. Church isnt a building. Church is what you do. Church is who you are. Church is the human outworking of the person of Jesus Christ. Lets not go to Church, lets be the Church.
Bridget Willard
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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
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But I think once the word gets out that the movie is funny - funny is transcendent - it will traverse all demographic barriers if people embrace it as a funny movie.
Thomas Haden Church
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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
Laurence J Peter
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Leave the matter of religion to the family altar, the church, and the private school, supported entirely by private contributions. Keep the church and state forever separate.
Ulysses S Grant
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Clearly the person who accepts the Church as an infallible guide will believe whatever the Church teaches
St Thomas Aquinas
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A revival does two things. First, it returns the Church from her backsliding and second, it causes the conversion of men and women; and it always includes the conviction of sin on the part of the Church. What a spell the devil seems to cast over the Church today!
Billy Sunday
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Theology, not morality, is the first business on the church's agenda of reform, and the church, not society, is the first target of divine criticism
Michael Scott Horton
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The Church knew what the psalmist knew: Music praises God. Music is well or better able to praise him than the building of the church and all its decoration; it is the Church's greatest ornament.
Igor Stravinsky
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Over the road there was a church: a modern gray building, which constantly played a recording of church bells. Strange it was. Why no proper bells? I never went in but I bet it was a robot church for androids, where the Bible was in binary and their Jesus had laser eyes and metal claws.
Russell Brand
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Leave the matter of religion to the family altar, the church, and the private school, supported entirely by private contributions. Keep the church and state forever separate.
Ulysses S Grant
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Leave the matter of religion to the family altar, the church, and the private school, supported entirely by private contributions. Keep the church and state forever separate.
Ulysses S Grant
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Leave the matter of religion to the family altar, the church, and the private school, supported entirely by private contributions. Keep the church and state forever separate.
Ulysses S Grant
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Theology, not morality, is the first business on the church's agenda of reform, and the church, not society, is the first target of divine criticism
Michael Scott Horton
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Theology, not morality, is the first business on the church's agenda of reform, and the church, not society, is the first target of divine criticism
Michael Scott Horton
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Any one who has seen a church mouse then he must know that poverty is well known. Thanks a lot for your generous donation and am happy for that...
Unknown
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What do they call Church pastors in Germany? German Shepherds.
Unknown
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I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church.
Paul Lynde
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
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Every true prayer is a prayer of the Church; by means of that prayer the Church prays, since it is the Holy Spirit living in the Church, Who in every single soul 'prays in us with unspeakable groanings'.
Edith Stein
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