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Funny Cold Old Flu Sick Quotes & Sayings
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Having the flu should give you plenty of time to flesh out your conspiracy theories about flu shots.
Unknown
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I never have been sick. I don't even know what it means to be sick. I hear other players say they have a cold. I just don't know what it would feel like to have a cold - I never had one.
Honus Wagner
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With the absence of a flu vaccination last year, I did not take a flu shot; but there is still some immunity that carries over from year to year; but about every 30 years, there is a major change in the genetics of the flu virus.
Michael Burgess
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You give me butterflies heart skipping one two. I know you're sick boy I wanna get the flu.
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The guy was infected with bird flu because he took a sick chicken, slaughtered it and and then ate it.
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I hope you don't get the flu this year so you can still use your sick days on hangovers.
Unknown
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I'm sick of school, I'm sick of drama, I'm sick of feelings, I'm sick of trying, I'm sick of stress, I'm sick of fake people, I'm sick of everything.
Unknown
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I'm sick of my job, I'm sick of my boss. I'm sick of myself and I'm sick of my thoughts. I'm sick of this drink and I'm sick of this weed. It keeps me hurlin' and down on my knees.
Gorilla Zoe
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Let's spend your winter birthday getting completely wasted on cold and flu medications.
Unknown
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Sick of people, sick of family, sick of relationships, sick of myself, sick of life, sick of living.
Unknown
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Get well soon to someone who thinks they have the flu but probably doesn't.
Unknown
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I'm sick of this house, I'm sick of me, I'm sick of my body, I'm sick of my face, I'm sick of this place, I'm sick of everything, I'm just done.
Unknown
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Hope you recover from the flu shot.
Unknown
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I'm sick of having to catch my breath every time I see you, I'm sick of falling on my a.. from being weak in the knees, I'm sick of falling for you and you not catching me, I'm sick of feeling scared to tell you how I feel, I'm sick of not falling asleep in your arms, I'm sick of not being the girl you point your friends out to, I'm sick of not being able to love you
Unknown
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I retired early for health reasons - my company was sick of me and I was sick of them.
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I feel bad for the flu if it has to spend time in my body.
Unknown
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I'm sick of hurting. Sick of crying. Sick of not being good enough. Sick of hating myself. Sick of being alone.
Unknown
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Sorry you're having trouble determining if your nausea and vomiting are from the flu or your horrible drinking problem.
Unknown
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A cold church is like cold butter, it doesn't spread well.
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It was so cold the lawyers had their hands in their own pockets...
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