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Funny Cold Weather Quotes & Sayings
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The steam off of my head created a war between two Indian villages.
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Your nipples are my favorite winter weather report.
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Just wanted to warn you that tomorrow may set records for people talking about the weather.
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On cable TV they have a weather channel - 24 hours of weather. We had something like that where I grew up. We called it a window.
Dan Spencer
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I hope my complaints about the weather have made the weather seem comparatively less annoying.
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I get cold really quickly, but I don't care. I like weather. I never understand why people move someplace so that they can avoid weather.
Holly Hunter
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Our words froze in midair and we had to put them in a frying pan to thaw them so we hear what we were talking about.
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It's so cold I can barely stand the four minutes I'm outdoors every day.
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It's so cold I can barely stand the four minutes I'm outdoors every day.
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Placing my buttocks on a cold toilet seat is my climbing Mount Everest.
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It's so cold that a nuclear missile from North Korea doesn't sound so bad.
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I'd brave taking off my gloves in record cold temperatures to text you something inappropriate.
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Sorry this weather is requiring you to powder your balls in real time.
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
George Carlin
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Bad weather always looks worse through a window.
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Cant stand this weather, ya cant get tanned in this weather, ya cant creep in this weather, you cant do anything girls dont come out in this weather, they stay in the house.
Pauly D
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I hope the colder weather won't deter you from continuing to wear slutty summer dresses to the office.
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I hope my anus and genitals roasting in 95-degree weather all day doesn't turn you off from giving me oral s.. tonight.
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I love cold weather.
Seth Rogen
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I love cold, rainy weather.
Catherine Bell
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