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Funny Condolences Quotes & Sayings
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My early condolences on not winning the lottery later tonight.
Unknown
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My condolences on all the small talk you must endure because of your desk's proximity to the elevator.
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Our sincere condolences to the next woman Michael Douglas gives Catherine Zeta-Jones' HPV to.
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Send my condolences to good.
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I cant imagine what you are feeling, but I want to express my condolences to you. Please let me know of any way I can help you.
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Just sent a text and auto-fill changed 'console' to 'condolences' It's too early for subtext...
Adam Sessler
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My condolences to a white person on once again experiencing sticker shock from buying suntan lotion.
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These irresponsible acts, which cannot have any justification whatsoever, are to be fully condemned. In these appalling circumstances, I want to offer you the most sincere condolences, both in my name and in that of the French people.
Jacques Chirac
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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We just sent our condolences to the President of the United States and the American people on what is a terrible, terrible tragedy.
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My heart aches for you and your family during this time. Your mother was such an amazing person and she will truly be missed. My condolences.
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We have been terrorised by what happened in America and we express our condolences to the American people who suffered from this unexpected catastrophe and a new world war.
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Happy 4th of July to all Americans!!!...Well, except for Native Americans. For them, my deepest condolences.
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
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I remember watching Gilda Radner when I was a kid and everyone thought she was so funny and no one ever said that she was a funny woman, she was just funny.
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It's time to renew that gym membership we're never going to use again.
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My swimsuit told me to go to the gym. But my sweatpants were like, Nah girl, you're good.
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I grew up doing musical theater. So, I was immediately attracted to the music and performance aspects of it. That fact that it's actually funny, not trying to be funny, but actually funny was appealing, too.
Chris Colfer
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