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Funny Control Quotes & Sayings
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You can't always control who walks into your life but you can control which window to throw them out.
Unknown
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I have strong feelings about gun control. If there's a gun around, I want to be controlling it.
Clint Eastwood
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Birth control pills should probably be made for men. Doesn't it make more sense to unload a gun than to shoot at a bulletproof vest?
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Teenage boys, goaded by their surging hormones run in packs like the primal horde. They have only a brief season of exhilarating liberty between control by their mothers and control by their wives.
Camille Paglia
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The funny thing about relationships is that the person which shows the least amount of emotions will usually have the most amount of control.
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If you can't take control, let Jesus take the wheel and hope he's not drunk.
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God, grant me the serenity to accept the stupid people as they are, the courage to maintain self-control and the wisdom to know that if I act on it, I will end up in jail.
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Multinational corporations do control. They control the politicians. They control the media. They control the pattern of consumption, entertainment, thinking. They're destroying the planet and laying the foundation for violent outbursts and racial division.
Jerry Brown
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Although most of us realize what we control and do not control, we live as though we do not really know, and in some cases we spend years focusing on things we cannot control.
Darren L Johnson
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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I want you to take over control. Take over control. Take take take take over control. Oh oh oh, I want you to take over control. Plug it in and turn me on.
Afrojack
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The closest to being in control we will ever be is in that moment that we realize we're not.
Brian Kessler
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You know what is the worst thing about being rejected? The lack of control. If I could only control the where and how of being dumped, it wouldnt seem as bad.
Nick Hornby
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Today, stop trying to control anything but yourself. You can't control the world, but you can control yourself.
Joyce Meyer
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The government wants to control the banks, just as it now controls GM and Chrysler, and will surely control the health industry in the not-too-distant future. Keeping them TARP-stuffed is the key to control.
Stuart Varney
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You must have control on your desire otherwise they will control you.
Anurag Prakash Ray
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You can't control what happens to you, but you can control your attitude, and in that, you will be mastering change rather than allowing it to master you.
Nishan Panwar
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Control your own destiny or someone else in the name of God will.
Unknown
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Only you have control of your mood. Not others. You control yourself. Not others. You make your own decisions. Not others. You have control.
Unknown
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You can not always control circumstances, but you can control your own thoughts.
Charles Popplestown
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