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Funny Couple Statustus Quotes & Sayings
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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
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I fully support any couple's right to have a 50% chance of getting divorced.
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I fully support any couple's right to have a 50% chance of getting divorced.
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"I think we should feel other people." (Blind couple breaking up.)
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
Earl Wilson
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When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad.
Helen Rowland
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Let's focus on pairing single guests to avoid the reality of spending eternity as a couple.
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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
Earl Wilson
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I dropped of out school to do a couple of scores, now my only Akademiks is a couple of velours.
Joe Budden
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You spend this huge chunk of your life as a couple, and then suddenly youre not a couple. -Byron
Pretty Little Liars
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If there is a substantial difference between a gay couple and a childless heteros..ual couple, I'm unable to see it.
Daniel Keys Moran
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Usually when someone says a thing is too simple, they're saying that certain familiar things aren't there, and they're seeing a couple maybe that are left, which they count as a couple, that's all.
Donald Judd
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I gotta couple reasons you can call me the boss. Il'l drop a couple stacks and watch your a.. get lost.
Yung Joc
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The ultimate would be to compete in a couple more Olympics, hopefully break some world records and wind up my sports career with a couple of years in the WNBA.
Marion Jones
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Happy Anniversary to a couple whose age difference is much less creepy now.
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Happy anniversary to a couple who almost never make me physically ill.
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Marriage is an institution and that's where a couple finish up.
Les Dawson
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If the world were ruled by women then there would be no war...just couple of nations not talking with each other.
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Prior to that I produced a couple of TV movies for CBS, but the truth of the matter is that I burned out for a couple of years. I didn't do anything for a while, apart from taking up golf, for which I got a four handicap.
Gil Gerard
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