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Funny Coworkers Birth Quotes & Sayings
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I don't think most of my coworkers would be that much different if they became actual zombies.
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I send pointless emails late at night to impress coworkers.
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All pregnant woman give birth to a baby, while my mother gave birth to a legend.
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I got my passport application forms sent back. Apparently the question Place of Birth? Between my mothers legs isn't acceptable.
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Teens moms, calling yourself a mother because you gave birth is calling me a doctor because I own Band-aids.
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My favorite coffee in the morning is the one where my coworkers don't talk to me while I drink it.
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The only good thing about seeing my coworkers on Monday is they're the only people I don't have to apologize to for my weekend behavior.
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Birth control pills should probably be made for men. Doesn't it make more sense to unload a gun than to shoot at a bulletproof vest?
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I'd be much more into the office holiday party if my coworkers weren't invited.
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Friday is like a superhero that always arrives just in time to stop me from savag... beat... one of my coworkers with a keyboard.
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It annoys me when my coworkers are running around and avoiding work while I'm avoiding work at my desk
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Best thing about Friday is telling my coworkers 'What is the chip-shop owner's favorite day? Fry-day!!!!' One day they will laugh. One day...
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Babysitting your child is all the birth control I need.
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Here's to my birth marking the last minute you ever had to yourself.
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Call it "womb awe" or even "womb worship" but it's not simple envy. I don't remember even wanting to be a woman. But each of the three times I have been present at the birth of one of my children, I have been overwhelmed by a sense of reverence... It was quite suddenly, the first day of creation; the Goddess giving birth to a world... Like men since the beginning of time I wondered: What can I ever create that will equal the magnificence of this new life?
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When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
Gracie Allen
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Women think giving birth is painful, try playing call of duty with lag.
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Your birth is a mistake you'll spend your whole life trying to correct.
Chuck Palahniuk
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Your birth is a mistake you'll spend your whole life trying to correct.
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Your birth is a mistake you'll spend your whole life trying to correct.
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