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Funny Customer Service Quotes & Sayings
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If it wasn't for my excellent customer service skills, I would have smashed half of the rude arrogant people that come into work.
Unknown
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In the world of Internet Customer Service, it's important to remember your competitor is only one mouse click away.
Doug Warner
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You'll never have a product or price advantage again. They can be easily duplicated, but a strong customer service culture cant be copied.
Jerry Fritz
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I think what gives employees the energy to put on a smile and show excellent customer service is a deep set rage and hate for their job.
Unknown
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Suppliers and especially manufacturers have market power because they have information about a product or a service that the customer does not and cannot have, and does not need if he can trust the brand. This explains the profitability of brands.
Peter Drucker
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A barmaid pours out a pint of lager for a customer in our local pub and she puts it down on a day-pass ticket on the counter. When the customer picks up the pint the ticket sticks to the bottom of the glass. So I commented to the customer: Youve got a ticket to ride!
Robert D Dangoor
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The aim of marketing is to know and understand the customer so well the product or service fits him and sells itself.
Peter Drucker
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We will ensure that associates continue to possess unsurpassed product knowledge and maintain their dedication to customer service and respect for their colleagues and for the communities in which they work and live.
Arthur Blank
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We asked ourselves what we wanted this company to stand for. We didn't want to just sell sho... I wasn't even into sho.. - but I was passionate about customer service.
Tony Hsieh
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Christmas gift suggestions: To your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance. To a friend, your heart. To a customer, service. To all, charity. To every child, a good example. To yourself, respect.
Oren Arnold
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A service of worship is primarily a service to God. When we realize this and act upon it, we make it a service to men.
Ralph W Sockman
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Christmas gift suggestions: To your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance. To a friend, your heart. To a customer, service. To all, charity. To every child, a good example. To yourself, respect.
Oren Arnold
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At a car dealership, the person who sells the car is the hero, and also gets the commission. But if the mechanics don't service that car well, the customer won't return.
Roger Staubach
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Robert Jebediah Freeman had sworn a lifetime intifada against the movie theater industry for exorbitant prices and poor customer service, which, interestingly enough, did not stop him from going to see movies.
Huey Freeman
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The awkward moment when you think a customer is a salesperson.
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Analytical software enables you to shift human resources from rote data collection to value-added customer service and support where the human touch makes a profound difference.
Bill Gates
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Consciously or unconsciously, everyone of us does render some service or another. If we cultivate the habit of doing this service deliberately, our desire for service will steadily grow stronger, and it will make not only for our own happiness, but that of the world at large.
Mahatma Gandhi
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New Hampshire state government is a big customer for prescription drug companies. Just as businesses do, we should take advantage of the bargaining power we have as a big customer.
John Lynch
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Sam Walton's values are: treat the customer right, take care of your people, be honest in your dealings, pass savings along to the customer, keep things simple, think small, control costs and continuously improve operations.
Michael Bergdahl
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Christmas gift suggestions: To your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance. To a friend, your heart. To a customer, service. To all, charity. To every child, a good example. To yourself, respect.
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