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Funny Customer Serviceho Quotes & Sayings
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We are all ruled in what we do by impulses; and these impulses are so organized that our actions in general serve for our self preservation and that of the race. What the customer demands is last year's model, cheaper. To find out what the customer needs you have to understand what the customer is doing as well as he understands it. Then you build what he needs and you educate him to the fact that he needs it.
Edna St Vincent Millay
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A barmaid pours out a pint of lager for a customer in our local pub and she puts it down on a day-pass ticket on the counter. When the customer picks up the pint the ticket sticks to the bottom of the glass. So I commented to the customer: Youve got a ticket to ride!
Robert D Dangoor
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Always do what is best for your customer...if the business doesn't agree...start looking for a new place to provide excellent customer service.
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The awkward moment when you think a customer is a salesperson.
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New Hampshire state government is a big customer for prescription drug companies. Just as businesses do, we should take advantage of the bargaining power we have as a big customer.
John Lynch
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Dear Customer Service: First of all, you should know that Im typing this with my middle finger.
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The best customer service is if the customer doesn't need to call you, doesn't need to talk to you. It just works.
Jeff Bezos
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Sam Walton's values are: treat the customer right, take care of your people, be honest in your dealings, pass savings along to the customer, keep things simple, think small, control costs and continuously improve operations.
Michael Bergdahl
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Rule 1: The customer is always right. Rule 2: If the customer is ever wrong, re-read Rule 1.
Stew Leonard
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I ain't saying the customer service in my bank is bad, but when I went in the other day and asked the clerk to check my balance...she leaned over and pushed me.
Anonymous
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Right or wrong, the customer is always right.
Marshall Field
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Oh, boy! A customer!
Mickey Mouse
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I'd just like to be treated like a regular customer.
Elvis Presley
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Innovation comes from the producer - not from the customer.
W Edwards Deming
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People will buy anything that is 'one to a customer.'
Sinclair Lewis
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As far as the customer is concerned, the interface is the product.
Jef Raskin
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So I think instead of focusing on the competition, focus on the customer.
Scott Cook
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Acting like you didn't see a customer trying to get your attention & just walking away...
Unknown
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Excellent customer service? It's a dying art...
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