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 Harry S Truman quotes 
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Suggest Revision: If you can't convince them, confuse them.
  
 Johnny Carson quotes 
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Suggest Revision: Happiness is sitting down to watch slides of your neighbor's vacation and finding out he spent two weeks at a nudist colony.
  
 Bertolt Brecht quotes 
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Suggest Revision: He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.
  
 Bob Rubin quotes 
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Suggest Revision: Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.
  
 Groucho Marx quotes 
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Suggest Revision: I could dance till the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows till you come home.
  
 George Bernard Shaw quotes 
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Suggest Revision: Two people getting together to write a book is like three people getting together to have a baby. One of them is superfluous.
  
 Albert Einstein quotes 
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Suggest Revision: When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.
  
 Ilie Nastase quotes 
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Suggest Revision: I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife.
  
 Hal Eaton quotes 
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Suggest Revision: The longest word in the english language is the one that follows the phrase, 'And now a word from our sponsor'.
  
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Suggest Revision: A babysitter is a teenager acting like an adult while the adults are out acting like teenagers.
  
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