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Funny Dad Daughter T Sh Quotes & Sayings
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The main reason why a 'Daughter' needs a 'Dad' is to show her that not all the boys are like the ones who hurt her.
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To all the Single Dad's, I see your invisible cape and I thank you for being the kind of man every Mom wants for her daughter someday.
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When I was in high school, I got in trouble with my girlfriend's Dad. He said, 'I want my daughter back by 8:15.' I said, 'The middle of August? Cool!'
Steven Wright
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DAD: Wanna Hear A Joke Son? SON: Yes DAD: pu... SON: I Don't Get It... DAD: EXACTLY!
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Kid to his Dad as they watch TV: Dad, tell me again how when you were my age you had to walk all the way across the room to change a channel.
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My Daughter has made the darkness in my heart light up brighter than I ever thought possible. My Daughter gives me a reason to live and try each and every day. I cannot thank our Lord enough for blessing me with her. And as blessings come, so do disappointments. There are trials and rewards throughout everyone's life. My Daughter had helped me through the most difficult times of my life. I can only PRAY she will allow me to be there for hers.
Georgene Maciolek
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I like all the angels around because they protect me and my daughter. I mean, her Dad's an angel.
Courtney Love
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I told my daughter that she can't have boyfriend till her age is off the clock. *puts military clock on wall*
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The greatest gift I ever had Came from God, and I call him Dad!
Unknown
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When I got this role, my daughter Molly said, 'Dad, you've come full circle.
Jeffrey Tambor
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DAD: A son's first HERO and daughter's first LOVE.
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The main reason why a daughter needs a dad is to show her that not all boys are like the ones that hurt her.
Unknown
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You know not having my real dad around and having a step dad made me want to be a great dad. So now I have been one for 9 years. And now 3 daughters. So, that is what I am - a dad, first and foremost, before anything else. It's just something that comes natural now.
Tim McGraw
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So because of my act my daughter thinks she can talk to me about anything. She's been dating the same guy since high school and they go to the same college, and she calls me up one night and says 'Dad, I wanted to talk to you about Steve.' And all I can think is if she tells me she took it up the a.. I'm gonna drop dead on the phone. I mean what do you say to that 'Daddy, I don't like it in the butt.' Yeah, you and your mom both. So she says 'Dad, you know Steve and I have been together for a while, and he was wondering what it would be like to go all the way.' So I said 'Maybe I'll fu.. him then he won't have to wonder anymore.' See Steve that's what it's like to go all the way...would you stop crying?
Robert Schimmel
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I want to thank my daughter, who told me, 'If you don't win, Dad, you're still good,' ... who taught me how to act.
Jamie Foxx
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The reason why daughters love their dad the most is that there is at least one man in the world who will never hurt her.
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I want to thank my daughter for telling me just before I got up here, If you dont win dad, youre still good. Im just ¦ I see Oprah and I see Halle. I just want to say your names.
Jamie Foxx
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I didn't know my dad for a long time. My dad was on drugs and my dad was at the VA Hospital, my dad was off in his own world selling drugs or using them or there would be crack heads in the house or whatever it would be.
Shia LaBeouf
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How do you build a relationship when you've hardly shared a word but suddenly share a child? How do you love a daughter you don't see for nearly two years? When does she become your daughter? How does she become your daughter?
Boris Becker
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My wife is funny. And I dabble in it. So being funny is big around our house. But what's surprised me is my daughter can do an English accent. I don't know how she learned this.
Jerry Seinfeld
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