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Funny Dart For Husband Quotes & Sayings
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My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact.
Roseanne Barr
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d..k Dart emerged from the ether during a flight from New York with my wife and children to Puerto Rico.
Peter Straub
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The average American's day planner has fewer holes in it than Ray Charles's dart board.
Dennis Miller
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Then I was lucky I met with my future husband, and I started new life with my husband, and I was happy again. He was a musician. I start to travel with him through Europe also and around the former Soviet Union.
Olga Korbut
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The husband and wife are one, and that one is the husband.
William Blackstone
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Yeah, it's tough being smart and s..y, too. I have to say, I'm really not that attractive. Until I met my husband, I could not get a date. I promise you it's true. My husband Jeff Richmond saw a diamond in the rough and took me in.
Tina Fey
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My husband and I have never considered divorce...murder sometimes, but never divorce.
Joyce Brothers
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I hardly said a word to my wife until I said 'yes' to divorce.
John Milius
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Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband.
Unknown
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The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.
Unknown
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After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
Hemant Joshi
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I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic.
Unknown
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My husband and I always make time for s..! Always! No matter how busy we are. And if I told you the places! You would not even believe! Its crazy the risks that we take, but thats what keeps it so much fun. Its been eye-opening how much the connection between my husband and me has deepened.
Jada Pinkett Smith
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Wealth - any income that is at least one hundred dollars more a year than the income of one's wife's sister's husband.
HL Mencken
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Nothing good bursts forth all at once. The lightning may dart out of a black cloud; but the day sends his bright heralds before him, to prepare the world for his coming.
Augustus Hare
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My husband's so good at spoiling me. He'll have some special tricks up his sleeve. I'm just saying I hope it involves sleeping-in and hopefully maybe some kind of breakfast in bed. But honestly, as long as I'm with my husband and my daughter, it's going to be a great day.
Alyson Hannigan
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Happy Father's Day to a wonderful husband who no matter what having kids has done to my body still seems to want to nail me.
Unknown
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My husband said it was him or the cat...I miss him sometimes.
Unknown
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No, I don't understand my husband's theory of relativity, but I know my husband, and I know he can be trusted.
Elsa Einstein
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Ah, yes, Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a mans genitals through his wallet.
Robin Williams
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