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Funny Dead Beat Dadbirthday Quotes & Sayings
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It's funny the way most people love the dead. Once you're dead, you're made for life.
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My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.
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I've risen from the dead. Though sometimes, when I wake up in the morning, I feel like I've died. I swear I'm aging in dog years. But no, I'm not dead. It's funny how stuff like that gets started.
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you're wanting me to get, get, get it. Beat, beat, beat it, beat, beat, beat it.
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Were beatin-up-the-beat, thats what we say when were doing our fist pump. First, we start off by banging the ground, were banging it as the beat builds cause that beats hittin us so were fightin back, its like we beat up that beat.
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It's funny how most people love the dead, once you're dead your made for life.
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It's funny how most people love the dead, once you're dead your made for life.
Jimi Hendrix
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It's funny how most people love the dead, once you're dead your made for life
Jimi Hendrix
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It's funny the way most people love the dead. Once you are dead, you are made for life.
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I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.
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I'm beat down girl, I'm dead on my feet.
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I'm dead. I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I died, I'm dead. -Marlin
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It is an old habit with theologians to beat the living with the bones of the dead.
Robert Green Ingersoll
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I beat that pu... like production. Or like Rocky, beat the Russian. Or like Jordan, beat the buzzer.
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Before someone gets their drivers liscence they should have to beat Rainbow Road on Mario Kart without falling off.
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On the verge of a breakdown. Run down, bludgeoned, and beat. All the things that you once held. Lying dead before your feet.
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I hate being lectured to when I'm dead beat tired.
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Man I go crazy on the beat I go Nimrod, Man I act a ass, treat the beat like a hemorrhoid Man I go to work on the beat, call it employ, Man I kicks it, b-tch get your shin guard
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If you can't join them, beat them.
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Music is more difficult - try naming a political band. The Dead Kennedys. The Dead Kennedys are political, but they are more funny than they are political.
Thom Yorke
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