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Funny Dead Beat Dads Quotes & Sayings
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They've great respect for the dead in Hollywood, but none for the living.
Errol Flynn
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How the hell should I know? Most of the people my age are dead. You could look it up.
Casey Stengel
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Happy Halloween to someone I trust not to leave me for dead during a zombie apocalypse.
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It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age, he had been dead for two years.
Tom Lehrer
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Andy: Look at our love fern! It's dead! Ben: No it's only sleeping.
Kate Hudson
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Andy: Look at our love fern! It's dead! Ben: No it's only sleeping.
Kate Hudson
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I'm going as a zombie for Halloween by slouching half-dead at my desk like every other day of the year.
Unknown
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Jazz is not dead - it just smells funny
Frank Zappa
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In Spain, the dead are more alive than the dead of any other country in the world.
Federico Garcia Lorca
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Sometimes you're better off dead. There's gun in your hand and it's pointing at your head.
Pet Shop Boys
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In this war - as in others - I am less interested in honoring the dead than in preventing the dead.
Butler Shaffer
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What is perhaps more worthy of note than how many tsunami dead we've seen, however, is how many other recent dead we have not seen.
Bruce Jackson
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People say that chivalry is dead, I don't think that it's dead, I think it's just got the 'flu!
Meg Ryan
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People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House.
Robin Williams
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Who is this irrestibles creature who has an insaciable love for the dead? Living Dead Girl!
Rob Zombie
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Have I ever showed you a picture of my dead dad? Oh, I gotta show you. He's super dead.
Andy Samberg
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When he is late for dinner and I know he must be either having an affair or lying dead in the street, I always hope he's dead.
Judith Viorst
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I'm just a bastard child, don't let it go to your head. I'm just a waste of your time, maybe I'm better off dead.
Blink 182
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Most of the groups I worked with 30 years ago are either dead or dead broke. And it's a shame.
Ronnie Spector
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Do not eat anything you find already dead. You may give it to an alien living in any of your towns and he may eat it, or you may sell it to a foreigner...
Deuteronomy 14:21
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