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You see, dear, it is not true that woman was made from man's rib; she was really made from his funny bone.
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It's funny, I had dinner with my dear friend John Spencer last night and I'm not in the first episode, but he's at the beginning of it and he was telling me about it and I thought this sounds very hot because I think this is definitely the last year of West Wing.
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Dear People of The World, I don't mean to sound slutty but use me whenever you want. Sincerely, Proper Grammar.
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Dear Optimist, Pessimist, and Realist, While you guys were busy arguing about the glass of water, I drank it! Sincerely, The Opportunist
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Life every man holds dear; but the dear man holds honor far more precious dear than life.
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Dear alcohol, We had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter, and a better dancer... I saw the video... we need to talk.
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Oh, dear. Oh, d-d-d-d-dear, dear.
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Dear young girls losing their virginity; If your age is on the clock, youre too young for the cock.
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