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Suggest Revision: When I die I want my body to donate for research, but more specifically to a scientist who is working on bringing dead bodies back to life.
 
When I die, will someone please go to my funeral dressed like the Grim Reaper? You don't say anything, just stand there...
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Suggest Revision: When I die, will someone please go to my funeral dressed like the Grim Reaper? You don't say anything, just stand there...
 
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Suggest Revision: Death is a very dull, dreary affair, and my advice to you is to have nothing whatever to do with it.
 
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Suggest Revision: Death is life's way of telling you you're fired.
 
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Suggest Revision: For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.
 
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Suggest Revision: I can't afford to die; I'd lose too much money.
 
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Suggest Revision: The only completely consistent people are the dead.
 
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Suggest Revision: Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
 
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Suggest Revision: I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
 
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Suggest Revision: My father was from Aberdeen, and a more generous man you couldn't wish to meet. I have a gold watch that belonged to him. He sold it to me on his deathbed. I wrote him a cheque for it, post dated of course.
 
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