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Funny Death Jo Quotes & Sayings
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And, in a funny way, each death is different and you mourn each death differently and each death brings back the death you mourned earlier and you get into a bit of a pile-up.
Nigella Lawson
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Death is a very dull, dreary affair, and my advice to you is to have nothing whatever to do with it.
Somerset Maugham
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I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens
Woody Allen
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Death was Nature's way of telling you to slow down.
Terry Pratchett
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Death is life's way of telling you you're fired.
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The report of my death was an exaggeration.
Mark Twain
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For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.
Johnny Carson
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It is old age, rather than death, that is to be contrasted with life. Old age is life's parody, whereas death transforms life into a destiny: in a way it preserves it by giving it the absolute dimension. Death does away with time.
Simone De Beauvoir
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Death stung himself to death when he stung Christ.
William Romaine
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Death is a part of all our lives. Whether we like it or not, it is bound to happen. Instead of avoiding thinking about it, it is better to understand its meaning. We all have the same body, the same human flesh, and therefore we will all die. There is a big difference, of course, between natural death and accidental death, but basically death will come sooner or later. If from the beginning your attitude is 'Yes, death is part of our lives,' then it may be easier to face.
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Death? Why this fuss about death? Use your imagination, try to visualize a world without death! Death is the essential condition of life, not an evil.
Charlotte Perkins Gilman
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Broadly speaking, human beings may be divided into three classes: those who are billed to death, those who are worried to death and those who are bored to death.
Winston Churchill
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If a God, he could not suffer death, for immortality cannot die, and as a man his death could be no more than the death of any other person.
Thomas Paine
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Death is giving up on your dreams. Death is allowing your job own you like a slave. Death is fading away before you know your true self.
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To begin depriving death of its greatest advantage over us, let us adopt a way clean contrary to that common one; let us deprive death of its strangeness, let us frequent it, let us get used to it; let us have nothing more often in mind than death....
Michel De Montaigne
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Only in death will we have our own names since only in death are we no longer part of the effort. In death we become heroes.
Chuck Palahniuk
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It's funny the way most people love the dead. Once you're dead, you're made for life.
Jimi Hendrix
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Do not fear death. Death is just a reformation in something even more magnificent. Death is where it all starts, death it's not the end.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Dying is not romantic, and death is not a game which will soon be over... Death is not anything... death is not... It's the absence of presence, nothing more... the endless time of never coming back... a gap you can't see, and when the wind blows through it, it makes not sound...
Tom Stoppard
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