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Funny Deer S Quotes & Sayings
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They run like deer, jump like deer and think like deer.
Charles Barkley
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What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.
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We saw a beautiful deer, and I told Jay 'Whatever you do, don't go into the clearing,' and then I made venison sounds and hopped like a deer.
Alison Pill
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I love things made out of animals. It's just so funny to think of someone saying, 'I need a letter opener. I guess I'll have to kill a deer.
David Sedaris
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I love things made out of animals. It's just so funny to think of someone saying, 'I need a letter opener. I guess I'll have to kill a deer.
David Sedaris
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I cannot be happy until I love myself.
Lacey Deer
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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A wounded deer leaps the highest.
Emily Dickinson
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I don't like reindeer. They seem like regular deer, only more dangerous.
John Green
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I don't have a gun, but if I did, I would shoot a baby deer in the mouth and feel nothing.
Louis CK
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The fabled musk deer searches the world over for the source of the scent which comes from itself.
Ramakrishna
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Slaughtered ripped to pieces open stomachs like a baby deer.
Boondox
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Keep talking smack, my daddy taught me how to field dress a deer.
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Hey, I'm a Catholic deer hunter, I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion.
Paul Ryan
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Coming Home had been made before and Apocalypse Now and Deer Hunter, different kinds of movies.
Oliver Stone
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I used to look like a deer in headlights on the red carpet. You step out of the car and it's bedlam. Everyone's got crazy eyes.
Emily Blunt
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I basically grew up in the woods. There were deer on my lawn. It was totally awesome. That's why I'm so socially weird.
Kat Dennings
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I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her.
Ellen DeGeneres
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Envy, like the worm, never runs but to the fairest fruit; like a cunning bloodhound, it singles out the fattest deer in the flock.
Francis Beaumont
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I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her.
Ellen DeGeneres
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