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Funny Dial Quotes & Sayings
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Me without you is like a phone that doesn't dial.
Unknown
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I've got 911 on speed dial.
Doug Coupland
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I keep my sisters on speed dial.
Angela Kinsey
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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The ultimate censorship is the flick of the dial.
Tommy Smothers
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Sorry. I dont have any leeches on my speed dial.
Jacob Black
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They'll get you anything with that evil smile. Everybody's got a drug dealer on speed dial.
Nickelback
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True as the needle to the pole, Or as the dial to the sun.
Barton Booth
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I would dial your phone number just to hear you breathe.
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You got the magic numbers on your speed dial and you could barely drop a name, but meanwhile.
Rita Ora
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Hello? Vegas? Yes, we would like some more alcohol, and you know, we would like some more beers too...hello? Oh wait...I forgot to dial.
Rachel Green
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Did too much dirt to talk to god nowadays- get the dial tone.
Big KRIT
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Anybody who can dial a telephone can master tennis scoring in about 15 minutes.
Bradley Whitford
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Living on a dream lonely cold and dial head up, feet down in the fire.
Avantasia
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After six hours of school I've had enough for the day, I hit the radio dial and turn it up all the way.
The Beach Boys
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pi.ps up, ho.. down. Make your girl pull her clothes down. Her hair down and Im down. Her phone off so dont dial.
2 Chainz
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I've watched so many mystery stories on T.V, when I turn off the set I wipe my finger-prints off the dial.
Anonymous
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TV tends to look for the living equivalents of squeaky-clean Kens and Barbies, but with my dial I'm more like Ken's dirty old uncle.
John C McGinley
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I would dial the numbers just to listen to your breath. I would stand inside my hell and hold the hand of death.
Melissa Etheridge
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I think that after a breakup, cell providers should automatically make it impossible to drunk dial your ex.
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