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Funny Dinner Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Dinner" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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Dinner parties at my house, I love to cook.
Katherine Moennig
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Tell the truth, work hard, and come to dinner on time.
Gerald R Ford
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I don't believe in paying for s... Which is why I'll never again pay for a woman's dinner.
David Wain
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Loss of power turned dinner into a candle light meal for two...
Unknown
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RORY: Maybe we should leave. LORELAI: Are you kidding? We've got dinner theater here.
Gilmore Girls
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Every time I take out my girlfriend for dinner, everyone stares.. Let us be. Where like everyone else, the only difference is we're two girls.
Unknown
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Thirty years ago dinner theatre used to be much more of a going concern than it is now.
Ted Shackelford
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You takin these square ho.. out to dinner, the bi... chose me 'cause she want a winner.
Pimp C
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Dinner was made for eating, not for talking
William Makepeace Thackeray
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Never argue at the dinner table, for the one who is not hungry always gets the best of the argument
Richard Whately
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The first thing you should do with an actor is not sign a contract with him. Take him to dinner. And take him for a walk afterwards.
Elia Kazan
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If you're having dinner with a friend and you realize you can't remember what their voice sounds like you've been talking too much.
Unknown
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Serve the dinner backward, do anything - but for goodness sake, do something weird.
Elsa Maxwell
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Men are hung up on breasts. They're looking at the titty dinner. It's pathetic.
Betty Dodson
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Some of the most important conversations I've ever had occurred at my family's dinner table.
Bob Ehrlich
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I was at dinner with Gene Wilder and imitated Ethel Barrymore for everyone.
Dom DeLuise
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Want to have a better day? Have music with breakfast, art with lunch, and dance after dinner.
Unknown
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She was built for crowds. She has never come any closer to life than the dinner table.
Janet Flanner
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I never thought I'd be over 40 and have no-one to go for dinner with, nor someone who loves me and who I trust, but here I am. Sad but true.
Teri Hatcher
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Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny.
Stanley Victor Paskavich
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