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Funny Dinner Prfu Quotes & Sayings
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See you in hell, dinner plate!
Unknown
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I'll just be sitting down having dinner with girlfriends or something and people come up and ruin the dinner.
Holly Valance
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Yes, beef is what was for dinner last night. Tonight it will be my dinner, and it will continue to be.
Christopher Bond
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To my great surprise and pleasure, I have had dinner with most of the people living with whom I would like to have dinner.
Holly Near
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A dinner invitation, once accepted, is a sacred obligation. If you die before the dinner takes place, your executor must attend.
Ward McAllister
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I'm more than happy to answer all your thinly veiled questions about my commitment to you over dinner tonight.
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A good film is when the price of the dinner, the theatre admission and the babysitter were worth it.
Alfred Hitchcock
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Sometimes I sit down to dinner with people and I realize there is a massive military machine surrounding us, trying to kill the people I'm having dinner with.
Rachel Corrie
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In my family, we let our boys have a say in what veggie side they want for dinner that night. We list off a handful of options and get them excited about helping to plan the dinner menu. They're much more inclined to finish their plates when they've helped decide what goes on them.
Cat Cora
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There is only one difference between a long life and a good dinner: that, in the dinner, the sweets come last.
Robert Louis Stevenson
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I had been in a film, playing a young British aristocrat. My wife told me that she was invited to a dinner and she invited me to dinner and the hostess had seen me and said, 'You cannot bring him.' but I think that I've done enough to shatter the image.
Michael York
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Please join us for Easter dinner unless you've already committed to Satan.
Unknown
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Dinner can be as simple as a frozen burrito when you are single.
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The best example of democracy I can recall is five wolves sitting down to dinner with one sheep.
Charles De Montesquieu
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Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
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Humans are not proud of their ancestors, and rarely invite them round to dinner.
Douglas Adams
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It's funny, I had dinner with my dear friend John Spencer last night and I'm not in the first episode, but he's at the beginning of it and he was telling me about it and I thought this sounds very hot because I think this is definitely the last year of West Wing.
Stockard Channing
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My girlfriend caught me blow drying my pe..s...She asked what was I doing. Apparently, 'heating up your dinner' wasn't a s..y answer.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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We all need to start making some changes to how our families eat. Now, everyone loves a good Sunday dinner. Me included. And there's nothing wrong with that. The problem is when we eat Sunday dinner Monday through Saturday.
Michelle Obama
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