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Suggest Revision: Why is a penis the lightest thing in the world? Even a thought can raise it.
 
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Suggest Revision: I see L.A. as a beautiful blonde with dirty underwear.
 
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Suggest Revision: Some of the dirtiest dogs, past and present, had mothers.
 
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Suggest Revision: I always start writing with a clean piece of paper and a dirty mind.
 
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Suggest Revision: Im a musician first, a food-lover second, a dirty mouth with feet, and a girl last time I checked.
 
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Suggest Revision: Youre a woman whos been getting nothing but dirty breaks. Well, we can clean and tighten your brakes, but youll have to stay in the garage all night.
 
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Suggest Revision: Its hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
 
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Suggest Revision: How is a woman like a condom? Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
 
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Suggest Revision: Whats a male chauvinist pig? A guy who hates every bone in a woman's body, except his own.
 
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Suggest Revision: How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony? It's not hard.
 
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