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Funny Dirty Birth Quotes & Sayings
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Dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty sucker. You think I can't get hood like you, you motherf...
Jessie J
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I see L.A. as a beautiful blonde with dirty underwear.
David Boreanaz
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I always start writing with a clean piece of paper and a dirty mind.
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Its hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and s.. was dirty.
George Burns
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Im a musician first, a food-lover second, a dirty mouth with feet, and a girl last time I checked.
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And we like to floss, all my diamonds gloss, I represent the dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty South. This is the way we ball...
Lil Flip
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Youre a woman whos been getting nothing but dirty breaks. Well, we can clean and tighten your brakes, but youll have to stay in the garage all night.
Groucho Marx
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All pregnant woman give birth to a baby, while my mother gave birth to a legend.
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I got my passport application forms sent back. Apparently the question Place of Birth? Between my mothers legs isn't acceptable.
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Teens moms, calling yourself a mother because you gave birth is calling me a doctor because I own Band-aids.
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Birth control pills should probably be made for men. Doesn't it make more sense to unload a gun than to shoot at a bulletproof vest?
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One of my friends goes: 'So, you know what really turns me on; when girls talk dir.. in bed.' Yeah I tried that with my wife. I said: 'Hey, talk dir.. to me.' She said: 'Go fu.. yourself.' Not that dirty.
Robert Schimmel
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When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's s..ual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute.
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When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's s..ual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute
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Never trust a man in a wheelchair with dirty sho...
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When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's s..ual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute.
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The dirty looks, the jealous stares but the funny part is... I DON'T CARE!
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Dirty wont be having it in this house. Cause bi... I'll cripple your style.
Old Dirty Bastard
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Dirty everythang. You can't be half a.. dirty you gotta be all the way, ya feel me?
Lil B
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How is a woman like a condom? Both spend more time in your wallet than on your d..k.
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