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Suggest Revision: If you want the best seat in the house, move the dog.
 
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Suggest Revision: Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it.
 
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Suggest Revision: Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac who stays up all night wondering if there really is a Dog?
 
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Suggest Revision: Diplomacy is the art of saying
 
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Suggest Revision: Dogs and cats instinctively know the exact moment their owners will wake up. Then they wake them 10 minutes sooner.
 
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Suggest Revision: Dogs are lousy poker players. When the get a good hand they wag their tails.
 
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Suggest Revision: Dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order to congregate in groups of three or more on private property.
 
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Suggest Revision: Dumb dog. I bought a dog whistle. He won't use it.
 
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Suggest Revision: Every dog has his day but the nights are reserved for the cats.
 
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Suggest Revision: I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
 
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