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Funny Donate Blood Quotes & Sayings
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People who identify themselves as conservatives donate money to charity more often than people who identify themselves as liberals. They donate more money and a higher percentage of their incomes.
Thomas Sowell
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When I die I want my body to donate for research, but more specifically to a scientist who is working on bringing dead bodies back to life.
Nikhil Saluja
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Blood on the streets, blood on the rocks, blood in the gutter every last drop. If you want blood, you got it.
ACDC
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I wonder what the blood alcohol level is of all these mosquitos that keep biting me?
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If it is deemed necessary that I should forfeit my life for the furtherance of the ends of justice, and mingle my blood further with the blood of my children and with the blood of millions in this slave country whose rights are disregarded by wicked, cruel, and unjust enactments, I submit; so let it be done.
John Brown
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My friend I consider you my brother. I know we are not blood, and blood is thicker than water, but your body already has all the blood it needs. You will always need water.
Eric Pio
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When you take a drug to treat high blood pressure or diabetes, you have an objective test to measure blood pressure and the amount of sugar in the blood. It is straight-forward. With autism, you are looking for changes in behavior.
Temple Grandin
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Of all writings I love only that which is written with blood. Write with blood: and you will discover that blood is spirit.
Friedrich Nietzsche
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Nothing can stand against you when you know the authority you operate in because of the blood. His blood has given you the victory over every battle you face! Begin to proclaim your status today. Speak your faith out loud concerning what the blood of Jesus has accomplished for you, knowing that your breakthrough is very near.
Creflo Dollar
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I'm so old they've canceled my blood type.
Bob Hope
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I rather donate my money to needy people rather than gambling.
Unknown
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What happens is that the system builds many inferior blood vessels in the eye to take the place of the vessels that are dying. And those blood vessels are not up to the task. And they bleed. They hemorrhage and they cover the eye inside with blood.
Mary Tyler Moore
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I am happy to donate funds to various organizations that help people in need.
Carl Karcher
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I say to you that the price of liberty is and always has been blood, human blood, and if our liberties are lost, we shall never regain them except at the price of blood. They must not be lost.
J Reuben Clark
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It will have blood, they say; blood will have blood.
William Shakespeare
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Whatever you do in life, always give 100%...unless you're donating blood...
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We donate a lot of food to rescue organizations.
Dick Van Patten
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Naked women swimmin' that's just how I'm livin.' Donate a million to some children, that's just how I'm feelin.'
Drake
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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I donate money to the existing foundation that funds the US Ski Team kids.
Picabo Street
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