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It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse.
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I was going to do something today but I haven't finished doing nothing from yesterday.
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I was going to make a gay joke...butt f*ck it...
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If I found out I only had a week to live, and could go anywhere in the world, I think I'd go to the hospital because that sounds serious.
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The most important thing is to write material that YOU think is funny. If you don't think it's funny, but you're convinced that other people will think it is, well they won't.
Mo Rocca
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People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.
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With her little funny eyes of hazel. With her little funny old blue hat.
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I do not think that obsession is funny or that not being able to stop one's intensity is funny.
Jim Dine
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i think I might like you funny huh. yeah really funny. but do i? I guess ill never know
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But I think funny and talent will always win out; I mean, of course there are hurdles, but I think if you're funny you will get over all of that.
Wanda Sykes
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In every circle of friends there's always that one person everyone secretly hates. Don't have one? Then it's probably you.
Will Ferrell
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My resolution is to decipher the hidden meaning in your resolution.
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Treat me like a joke and I'll leave you like it's funny.
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Here's to Kim Kardashian and Kanye West for not making anyone else be married to them.
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You've got higher grades than mine, not because you're smarter than me, but because I'm lazier than you.
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I always write 'Wake Up' on my To-Do-List so I can at least accomplish one thing a day.
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All you have in comedy, in general, is just going with your instincts. You can only hope that other people think that what you think is funny is funny. I don't have an answer but I just try to plough straight ahead.
Will Ferrell
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I wonder if fat drug dealers sell diet coke.
Charlie Sheen
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This is one of those mornings where I'll be picking the marshmallows out of the Lucky Charms and throwing the rest away.
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I do jokes about what's funny, and both sides are funny.
Mark Russell
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