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Suggest Revision: When I drink alcohol...everyone says I'm alcoholic but When I drink Fanta...no one says I'm fantastic...
 
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Suggest Revision: I drink on Sunday to forget that tomorrow is Monday.
 
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Suggest Revision: I hate it when I'm drinking and somebody tries to correct my Vodkabulary.
 
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Suggest Revision: Word of Advice: If a cop pulls you over and says, 'You drinking?' Never respond with, 'You buying?'
 
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Suggest Revision: No officer, my speech isn't slurred. I'm just talking in cursive.
 
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Suggest Revision: Playing a fun drinking game called: Girl alone with her cat.
 
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Suggest Revision: When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk, and go to heaven!
 
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Suggest Revision: There are many good reasons for drinking, one has just entered my head, if a man doesn't drink when he's living, how the hell can he drink when he's dead?
 
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Suggest Revision: Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
 
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Suggest Revision: Beer is the reason I get out of bed every afternoon.
 
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