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Funny Drinking Beer Quotes & Sayings
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Brewers enjoy working to make beer as much as drinking beer instead of working .
Harold Rudolph
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A guy sitting with his girlfriend, drinking beer says, "I love you". Girl asks "Is it you or the beer talking?". Boy replies, "Its me. Talking to my beer."
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Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, It makes you lean.... Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.
Gerard Way
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Paintings are like a beer, only beer tastes good and it's hard to stop drinking beer.
Billy Carter
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Beer is the reason I get out of bed every afternoon.
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Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Benjamin Franklin
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Why do beer companies bother with an expiration date...it's never going to make it anywhere near that!
Unknown
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I do like beer, but lately I've started drinking non-alcoholic beer and I like the taste of it and I don't get the alcohol, so that's a good alternative also.
Mike Ditka
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The best place to drink beer is at home. Or on a river bank, if the fish dont bother you.
Unknown
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I never had one beer. If I bought a six-pack of beer, I kept drinking till all six beers were gone. You have to have that kind of understanding about yourself. I haven't had a drink now in 12 years.
Samuel L Jackson
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You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
Frank Zappa
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Beer Googles: Searching for stuff on the Internet...when you're drunk.
Unknown
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Typical Beer Pong Game: 5% playing Beer Pong. 95% chasing the ball around the room.
Unknown
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Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Benjamin Franklin
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Summer Drinking Rule number 4: If there is ever any confusion, the fuller beer is yours.
Unknown
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One of the hallmarks of the baby boomer generation is that it doesnt live like the previous generation. It hasnt yet given up jeans and T-shirts or beer.
Ron Klugman
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But the greatest lovethe love above all loves, Even greater than that of a mother...Is the tender, passionate, undying love, Of one beer drunken slob for another.
Unknown
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Ive been in a lot of trouble. Ive been arrested a bunch of times. I fu..ed around for a while, so now I dont drink any more. Drinking is shitty for me, I dont know how to compose myself I dont know how to drink like a gentleman. When I drink, I get crazy. I have never had a beer because I like the taste of beer. I always had a beer to get fu..ed up.
Shia Labeouf
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I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.
Homer Simpson
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Beauty lies in the hands of the beer holder.
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