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Funny Drinking Waterrinking Water Quotes & Sayings
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The water was not fit to drink. To make it palatable, we had to add whiskey. By diligent effort, I learned to like it.
Winston Churchill
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I never used to drink water. I am drinking six liters of water every day now. That's the key.
Warren Cuccurullo
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By polluting clear water with slime you will never find good drinking water.
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Kissing is like drinking salted water: you drink and your thirst increases.
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It's funny, I do try to maintain health. I started doing Bikram yoga which is that hothouse yoga, the 105 degrees yoga for 90 minutes. It's great, you purge out all the sweat and you're drinking water.
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Everyone who drinks this water will be thirsty again, but whoever drinks the water I give him will never thirst
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If you ever see me drinking a Bud Lite Lime, I have been kidnapped and am trying to signal you.
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I hate it when I'm drinking and somebody tries to correct my Vodkabulary.
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It's not drinking on the job if you weren't planning to do any work.
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Technically, you're not drinking alone if your kids are home.
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I only got a toilet seat cushion so my face would be comfortable after an intense night of drinking.
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My doctor told me to watch my drinking, so now I drink in front of a mirror.
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I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks
Joe E Lewis
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Astronauts living on the International Space Station will soon be getting their drinking water from a new system that recycles their urine into drinkable water. Said one Space Station astronaut, 'It would have been nice to get a heads-up on that before we got here.
Seth Meyers
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Word of Advice: If a cop pulls you over and says, 'You drinking?' Never respond with, 'You buying?'
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Playing a fun drinking game called: Girl alone with her cat.
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Let us be lazy in everything, except in loving and drinking, except in being lazy.
Gotthold Ephraim Lessing
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Let us be lazy in everything, except in loving and drinking, except in being lazy.
Gotthold Ephraim Lessing
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There are many good reasons for drinking, one has just entered my head, if a man doesn't drink when he's living, how the hell can he drink when he's dead?
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I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
W C Fields
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