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Funny Driving Quotes & Sayings
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Texting and driving is extremely dangerous. Tweeting and driving is even worse.
Unknown
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Songs with sirens in them should not be allowed on the radio as they trick me when I am driving.
Unknown
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Working out on your legs and driving is the same as drinking and driving. Not a good idea.
Unknown
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I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy.
Stephen Wright
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Mom texts you a question while you are driving. Gets mad at you for texting and driving.
Unknown
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I'm a firm believe in no texting while driving. That means no twitter/Facebook while driving either.
Unknown
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It's like when people talk about driving F1 cars in the rain. I have absolutely no problem with it.
Alain Prost
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Most of American life consists of driving somewhere and then returning home, wondering why the hell you went.
John Updike
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The problem with drinking and driving is the mourning after.
Unknown
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Because of my crazy work schedule, I have become something of a master at changing my clothes while driving. The men driving next to me love it.
Vanessa Marcil
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And suddenly I realised that I was no longer driving the car consciously. I was driving it by a kind of instinct, only I was in a different dimension.
Ayrton Senna
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I hate driving with my mom, she acts like its my first day driving. I dont need you to be so nervous omg. IM A GOOD DRIVER!
Unknown
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We are all going to hell, and I am driving the bus.
Unknown
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A cop pulled me over and said, 'Papers...' So I said, 'Scissors, I win!' and drove off like a boss!
Unknown
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I shouldn't have driven home from the bar last night...especially since I walked there.
Unknown
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You know those orange cones they put on the highway for you to knock down? I just beat my high score!
Unknown
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I hate when I'm set on running a yellow light and the person in front of me chickens out.
Unknown
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When the car in front of me is driving slow, I move to the side a bit so the cars behind me can see I'm not causing the traffic.
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These songs are old friends I have entertained myself with when I'm washing the dishes, driving to the store and walking down the aisles. The ones that you sing when you're driving in the car and as a singer you always go back to them.
Al Jarreau
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There's no question that we need tougher drunk-driving laws for repeat offenders. We need to take a lesson from European countries where driving isn't a right but a privilege.
Jesse Ventura
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