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Funny Drug Dealers Quotes & Sayings
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I wonder if fat drug dealers sell diet coke.
Charlie Sheen
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If strippers can be called exotic dancers, then drug dealers should be called exotic pharmacist.
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You faggots yap about tokin' kush While I deal with drug dealers and they killed a whole bush.
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You faggots yap about tokin' kush While I deal with drug dealers and they killed a whole bush.
Odd Future
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Blood of Christ covers me, our savior and healer. Drug prices up or down, I know a few dealers and some accident murderers. They act like they killed on purpose.
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The New Dealers have all left Washington to make way for the car dealers.
Adlai E Stevenson
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Wherever I go the real hard-core drug dealers come up to me and confide in me. I almost feel guilty turning around and saying: 'Ello, mate. My name's Idris and I'm from London.' I don't want to break the illusion.
Idris Elba
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Why is there so much controversy about drug testing? I know plenty of guys who would be willing to test any drug they could come up with
George Carlin
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Why is there so much controversy about drug testing? I know plenty of guys who would be willing to test any drug they could come up with
George Carlin
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"How can there be peace when drunkards, drug dealers, communists, atheists, New Age worshipers of Satan, secular humanists, oppressive dictators, greedy money changers, revolutionary assassins, adulterers, and homos..uals are on top?
Pat Robertson
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They have what you call a black night where they have black people come in for just one night only to watch comedy, and you get all your local drug dealers, thugs, prostitutes, all of them come in, sit down, and listen to you tell jokes. They the hardest people to make laugh.
Mike Epps
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Why is there so much controversy about drug testing? I know plenty of guys who would be willing to test any drug they could come up with
George Carlin
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The status of a drug is irrelevant to a drug addict. If you're a drug addict, you're getting drugs. That's it. So in way, it's probably best to make it simple.
Russell Brand
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Ive always been a big defender of [sippin] syrup. Even when [pi.p C] passed, when Screw passed, when Moe passed, I kinda made excuses. I said it was other things that killed them, just their whole lifestyle. Thats part of being a drug addict. You make excuses and try to validate what youre doing . . . My kids would wake me up in the morning and I wouldnt want to get out of bed. It was just the way they looked at me, and the way my wife would look at me. She was constantly trying to get me to stop. I wouldnt have any energy at times. The syrup makes you real irritable . . . I cant be a good father to my kids and be addicted to a drug, regardless of what drug it is. Growing up, I went to all the drug programs for the families of drug addicts. So I was always aware of the problem. Since I was related to a drug addict, I found myself turning into what Id hated all my life. Thats exactly what I was afraid of.
Paul Wall
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ESPN is reporting that the drug that resulted in Manny Ramirez's suspension from baseball was a fertility drug. How did a fertility drug make him a better baseball player. That's not his bat.
Seth Meyers
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First they put away the dealers, then they put away the prostitutes, then they shooed away the bums, and beat and bashed the queers. Turned away asylum seekers, fed us suspicions and fears. We didn't raise our voice, we didn't make a fuss. It's funny, there was no one left to notice when they came for us.
Peyton Sawyer
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Influenza is a serious disease. Kids die of influenza, both in Japan and the United States, and if you give a drug to people who are at risk of dying, there will be people who die who got the drug,... There is no signal the drug is doing it as opposed to the disease.
Robert Nelson
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Why is it drug addicts and computer afficionados are both called users?
Clifford Stoll
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Our national drug is alcohol. We tend to regard the use any other drug with special horror.
William S Burroughs
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Our national drug is alcohol. We tend to regard the use any other drug with special horror.
William S Burroughs
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