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Funny Drunk Friendsunk Friends Quotes & Sayings
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My friends are getting married. I'm getting drunk. I think we know who the real winner is.
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A female officer pulls over a drunk man. The officer tells him, Anything you say will be held against you! Then the drunk man yells, TITTIES!
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tagging your friends in hot photos of them being drunk because you're a top mate.
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Meeting someone who is also drunk and immediately becoming best friends.
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No officer, I swear to drunk I'm not God!
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Youre not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
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Weekend Advice: Some of lifes best lessons are learned while watching your drunk friends.
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Listen, I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I'm a drunk, we go to parties.
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I dont make enough money to go on vacation, so I'm just going to get drunk this weekend until I dont know where I am.
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My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look s..y...so I came back drunk.
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Drunk Logic: 'She's only ugly in the face.'
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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If you can't take control, let Jesus take the wheel and hope he's not drunk.
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Friends are like underwear, always near you. Good friends are like condoms, always protecting you. Best friends are like viagra, lift you up when you are down.
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I love how since my dad got laid off all he does is get drunk, sleep, get drunk, & bi... at me for always being out lol.
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When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk, and go to heaven!
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Being drunk n happy is good...Being drunk and sad isn't good...But I'm just drunk...Here nor there.
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I get drunk and I like to dance to vinyl records in my room with my friends. I guess I'm not a party girl in the �vagina hanging out of my skirt' kind of way. I like getting drunk and partying but not in a gross way, I'm more like a pi.p. More like a dance commander. Especially in America, 'party girl' is not a good image.
Kesha
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A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine, except that on a day without sunshine you can still get drunk.
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It is time to get drunk! So as not to be the martyred slaves of Time, get drunk; get drunk without stopping! On wine, on poetry, or on virtue, as you wish.
Charles Baudelaire
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