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Funny Drunk Girls Quotes & Sayings
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A female officer pulls over a drunk man. The officer tells him, Anything you say will be held against you! Then the drunk man yells, TITTIES!
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Youre not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
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No officer, I swear to drunk I'm not God!
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Listen, I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I'm a drunk, we go to parties.
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I dont make enough money to go on vacation, so I'm just going to get drunk this weekend until I dont know where I am.
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My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look s..y...so I came back drunk.
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Drunk Logic: 'She's only ugly in the face.'
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It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.
Tallulah Bankhead
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If you can't take control, let Jesus take the wheel and hope he's not drunk.
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I love how since my dad got laid off all he does is get drunk, sleep, get drunk, & bi... at me for always being out lol.
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When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk, and go to heaven!
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Being drunk n happy is good...Being drunk and sad isn't good...But I'm just drunk...Here nor there.
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When sober girls around me, they be actin like they drunk.
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Good girls are found in every corner of earth. But unfortunately earth is round.
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A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine, except that on a day without sunshine you can still get drunk.
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Don't ever forget what someone says to you while they're drunk, because drunk words are sober thoughts.
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It is time to get drunk! So as not to be the martyred slaves of Time, get drunk; get drunk without stopping! On wine, on poetry, or on virtue, as you wish.
Charles Baudelaire
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I didnt mean itI was drunk. I was at a high but at a low. I was a bit sick, a bit drunk. We were at Athens or Spain Madrid! I was drunk cuz there were free booze, the Red Bull thing. It just came out.
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For the girls that tell you all guys are the same, nobody told you to try them all out...
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Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.
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