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Funny Drunk Girls Drunk Girls Quotes & Sayings
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A female officer pulls over a drunk man. The officer tells him, Anything you say will be held against you! Then the drunk man yells, TITTIES!
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I love how since my dad got laid off all he does is get drunk, sleep, get drunk, & bi... at me for always being out lol.
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No officer, I swear to drunk I'm not God!
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Youre not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
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Being drunk n happy is good...Being drunk and sad isn't good...But I'm just drunk...Here nor there.
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Listen, I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I'm a drunk, we go to parties.
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When sober girls around me, they be actin like they drunk.
Far East Movement
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Don't ever forget what someone says to you while they're drunk, because drunk words are sober thoughts.
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It is time to get drunk! So as not to be the martyred slaves of Time, get drunk; get drunk without stopping! On wine, on poetry, or on virtue, as you wish.
Charles Baudelaire
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I didnt mean itI was drunk. I was at a high but at a low. I was a bit sick, a bit drunk. We were at Athens or Spain Madrid! I was drunk cuz there were free booze, the Red Bull thing. It just came out.
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My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look s..y...so I came back drunk.
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YOU EVER BEEN SO DRUNK AND THOUGHT YOU WERE IN A GIRLS BATHROOM TO PISS AND WENT HER CLOSET AND PISSED ON HER Sho..!! 2 Nov
Mike Epps
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Drunk Logic: 'She's only ugly in the face.'
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It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.
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I dont make enough money to go on vacation, so I'm just going to get drunk this weekend until I dont know where I am.
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When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk, and go to heaven!
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If you can't take control, let Jesus take the wheel and hope he's not drunk.
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Acting like a drunk = hilarious; taking care of a drunk = horrendous. Just like making fun of ugly people = hilarious; being ugly = horrendous.
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Alison Scott: I was drunk! Ben Stone: Was your vagina drunk?
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Realized today that my life is a vicious cycle of being drunk and/or hungover.
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