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Funny Drunk Girlsertion Quotes & Sayings
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Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Ernest Hemingway
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Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Ernest Hemingway
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My friends are getting married. I'm getting drunk. I think we know who the real winner is.
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I think a man ought to get drunk at least twice a year just on principle, so he won't let himself get snotty about it.
Raymond Chandler
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I would probably buy the iPhone5 if it kept me from drunk dialing my exes.
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I hate being around a bunch of drunk a.. adults.
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Being drunk makes walking places hard.
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why do people use being drunk as an excuse to make a a.. of themselves...
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I'm pretty sure being overly tired gives off somewhat of the same impression of being drunk.
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When you're drunk the truth doesn't come out...you just stop being fake.
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You know you are drunk if you swerve to miss a tree than realize it is the air freshener hanging from your mirror.
Unknown
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This Saturday has been sponsored by Tylenol and Jack Daniels.
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It is funny the two things most men are proudest of is the thing that any man can do and doing does in the same way, that is being drunk and being the father of their son.
Gertrude Stein
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An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
Ernest Hemingway
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It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
George Burns
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An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
Ernest Hemingway
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An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass to keep from falling off the earth.
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Eating Taco Bell is like sleeping with your ex. I feel horrible afterwards and I'm always drunk when I do it.
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Thank you drunk dude standing next to me. I didn't plan on being soaked in beer but now that you mention it, it feels kinda nice...
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Getting drunk after a hard day of being sober.
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