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Funny Drunk Han Quotes & Sayings
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A female officer pulls over a drunk man. The officer tells him, Anything you say will be held against you! Then the drunk man yells, TITTIES!
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No officer, I swear to drunk I'm not God!
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Youre not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
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Since I signed to Kan, Im Louie Vuitton Sean. Up in Benny Han Han eating all the Wonton. Rose rose over a little Chandon. Put her hands down my pants now she rocking Sean John.
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Listen, I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I'm a drunk, we go to parties.
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I dont make enough money to go on vacation, so I'm just going to get drunk this weekend until I dont know where I am.
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My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look s..y...so I came back drunk.
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Drunk Logic: 'She's only ugly in the face.'
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If you can't take control, let Jesus take the wheel and hope he's not drunk.
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I love how since my dad got laid off all he does is get drunk, sleep, get drunk, & bi... at me for always being out lol.
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When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk, and go to heaven!
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Being drunk n happy is good...Being drunk and sad isn't good...But I'm just drunk...Here nor there.
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A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine, except that on a day without sunshine you can still get drunk.
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It is time to get drunk! So as not to be the martyred slaves of Time, get drunk; get drunk without stopping! On wine, on poetry, or on virtue, as you wish.
Charles Baudelaire
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Don't ever forget what someone says to you while they're drunk, because drunk words are sober thoughts.
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I didnt mean itI was drunk. I was at a high but at a low. I was a bit sick, a bit drunk. We were at Athens or Spain Madrid! I was drunk cuz there were free booze, the Red Bull thing. It just came out.
Oliver Sykes
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Tus brazos siempre se abren cuando necesito un abrazo. Tu corazon sabe comprender cuando necesito una amiga. Tus ojos sensibles en endurecen cuando necesito un leccion. Tu fuerza y tu amor me han dirigido por la vida y me han dado a las alas que necesitaba para volar. Feliz dia de las madres! Te amo mami!
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An alcoholic is someone you dont like who drinks as much as you do.
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I stopped drinking, but only when I sleep.
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I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.
George Gobel
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