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Schizophrenia
 Risa Schizophrenia quotes  | added by: Schizophrenia
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Suggest Revision: They say you shouldn't lie to your doctor. But admit it, if they ask if you've ever had sex, and your mom is right there, you're gonna say no.
 
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Suggest Revision: A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.
 
nwahshawn
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Suggest Revision: Want to make a good first impression on a guy? Ask questions about him, seem interested, listen, giggle and swallow.
 
GreenMonk
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Suggest Revision: I am like a hardware store. I screw. I nut. I bolt.
 
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Suggest Revision: People tell me that Senator Edwards got picked for his good looks, his sex appeal, and his great hair. I say to them, 'How do you think I got the job?
 
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Suggest Revision: Youre not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
 
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Suggest Revision: A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine, except that on a day without sunshine you can still get drunk.
 
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Suggest Revision: A good college is like unprotected sex: Glad you got in, wish you never came.
 
seandixon
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Suggest Revision: I would like to find the person who discovered sex and see what he's working on now.
 
spiritoflea
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Suggest Revision: Found my son and his girlfriend naked in his room...sex-ed is so advanced now, they also give homework.
 
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