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Funny Drunk Wedding Cake Quotes & Sayings
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I'm glad we'll have a night to rehearse getting blind drunk for the actual wedding reception
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She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake.
Margot Asquith
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In all of the wedding cake, hope is the sweetest of plums.
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She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake.
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Being an adult means knowing you can have cake for every meal, but choosing not to have cake for every meal because you're too drunk to eat.
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I'm sure I'll enjoy your wedding despite not enjoying any other wedding I've ever been to.
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I can't wait for your wedding to be my excuse for getting out of another wedding.
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Im a healthy eater and before I went to Budapest I was experimenting being vegan and had been vegan for like six months, and Budapest is like, literally goulash and pulled pork. And day one on the set, the directer came up to me and was like, How do you feel about cake? Can you eat cake in this scene? I was like, Yeah, actually it would be really funny if my character was scarfing down cake in this scene.
Katie Cassidy
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My face looks like a wedding-cake left out in the rain.
W. H. Auden
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one bite of wedding cake and I about threw up.
Isaac Brock
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The most dangerous food is wedding cake.
James Thurber
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A female officer pulls over a drunk man. The officer tells him, Anything you say will be held against you! Then the drunk man yells, TITTIES!
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She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake.
Margot Asquith
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The Italian saying of 'You can't have your cake and eat it too' is 'you want your bottle full of wine and your wife drunk.'
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No officer, I swear to drunk I'm not God!
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Youre not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
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Sweeter than a rice cake, cake worth sipping. Kill it, tip it, cake fill it.
Rihanna
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Thanks to all my friends this wedding season for being too immature or undateable to get married.
Unknown
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May your marriage outlast everyone's resentment over the expense of attending your wedding.
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We can hardly wait for you to blow your tax refund on our destination wedding.
Unknown
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