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 Pamela Ribon quotes 
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Suggest Revision: Having a holiday weekend without a family member felt like putting on a sweater that had an extra arm.
 
 Charles Dickens quotes 
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Suggest Revision: Accidents will occur in the best regulated families.
 
 Woody Allen quotes 
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Suggest Revision: I am an only child. I have one sister.
 
 Douglas Adams quotes 
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Suggest Revision: Humans are not proud of their ancestors, and rarely invite them round to dinner.
 
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Suggest Revision: I never forget my wifes birthday. Its usually the day after she reminds me about it.
 
 Francis Bacon quotes 
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Suggest Revision: Important families are like potatoes. The best parts are underground.
 
 Bob Hope quotes 
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Suggest Revision: I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance -waiting for the bathroom.
 
 Wanda Sykes quotes 
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Suggest Revision: I have a funny family, but none of them are remotely in show business.
 
 Oscar Wilde quotes 
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Suggest Revision: To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness.
 
 Rodney Dangerfield quotes 
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Suggest Revision: My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair.
 
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