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Funny Elderly Peo Quotes & Sayings
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The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit.
Jason Love
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Obscenity is whatever happens to shock some elderly and ignorant magistrate.
Bertrand Russell
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At 60 the s..ual preoccupation, when it hits you, seems sometimes sharper, as if it were an elderly malady, like gout.
Edmund Wilson
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It (The New York Times) reads like it was edited by two elderly sociologists, one of whom has been dead for many years
Garrison Keillor
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Sure I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself someday.
Lillian Carter
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When a distinguished but elderly scientist states that something is possible, he is almost certainly right. When he states that something is impossible, he is very probably wrong.
Arthur C Clarke
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When a distinguished but elderly scientist states that something is possible, he is almost certainly right. When he states that something is impossible, he is very probably wrong.
Arthur C Clarke
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I never leave a dog alone in a car on a hot day. I make sure it's with an elderly person holding a baby.
Dane Cook
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Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.
Caryn Leschen
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Too many people grow up. That's the real trouble with the world, too many people grow up. They forget. They don't remember what it's like to be 12 years old. They patronize, they treat children as inferiors. Well I won't do that.
Walt Disney
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When, however, the lay public rallies round an idea that is denounced by distinguished but elderly scientists and supports that idea with great fervor and emotion - the distinguished but elderly scientists are then, after all, probably right
Isaac Asimov
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Humor keeps the elderly rolling along, singing a song. When you laugh, its an involuntary explosion of the lungs. The lungs need to replenish themselves with oxygen. So you laugh, you breathe, the blood runs, and everything is circulating. If you dont laugh, youll die.
Mel Brooks
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I like it when I see an elderly couple walking together, hand in hand. Because that proves to me that true love can last.
Unknown
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
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Men do not quit playing because they grow old; they grow old because they quit playing.
Oliver Wendell Holmes
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Age-based retirement arbitrarily severs productive persons from their livelihood, squanders their talents, scars their health, strains an already overburdened Social Security system, and drives many elderly people into poverty and despair. Ageism is as odious as racism and s..ism.
Norman Vincent Peale
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How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?
Satchel Paige
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In old age, one should do something monumental
Xiao Qian
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Old age is a shipwreck.
Charles De Gaulle
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Not everyone grows to be old, but everyone has been younger than he is now.
Evelyn Waugh
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