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Suggest Revision: The goal of science and engineering is to build better mousetraps. The goal of nature is to build better mice.
 
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Suggest Revision: An optimist will tell you the glass is half-full; the pessimist, half-empty; and the engineer will tell you the glass is twice the size it needs to be.
 
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Suggest Revision: I wanted to further my education, so I went on to get a Ph.D. in electrical engineering and came back and served about ten years in the Canadian Navy as what we call a combat systems engineer.
 
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Suggest Revision: I suppose the reason I chose electrical engineering was because I had always been interested in electricity, involving myself in such projects as building radios from the time I was a child.
 
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Suggest Revision: In 1978, I entered Tohoku University, into the Department of Electrical Engineering, Faculty of Technology.
 
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Suggest Revision: Engineering...to define rudely but not inaptly, is the art of doing that well with one dollar, which any bungler can do with two after a fashion.
 
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Suggest Revision: The joy of engineering is to find a straight line on a double logarithmic diagram.
 
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Suggest Revision: People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.
 
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Suggest Revision: A man commented to his lunch companion: My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she'd married a millionaire. You're lucky, sighed the companion. My wife dreams that in the daytime.
 
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Suggest Revision: People always ask me 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, I was an accountant.
 
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