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Suggest Revision: I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator.
 
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Suggest Revision: I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.
 
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Suggest Revision: My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.
 
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Suggest Revision: I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said, 'Thyroid problem?'
 
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Suggest Revision: When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.
 
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Suggest Revision: Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.
 
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Suggest Revision: A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
 
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Suggest Revision: When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
 
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Suggest Revision: New York's such a wonderful city. Although I was at the library today. The guys are very rude. I said,
 
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Suggest Revision: When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
 
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