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Funny Emo Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Emo" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator.
Emo Philips
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I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.
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Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.
Emo Philips
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I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said, 'Thyroid problem?'
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Dont let emotionless people into their emo state. Because it will be the most enormous emo people you will know.
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I love to go to the playground and watch the children jumping up and down. They don't know I'm firing blanks.
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When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
Emo Philips
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When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
Emo Philips
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I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.
Emo Philips
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When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.
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My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.
Emo Philips
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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Emo Philips
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New York's such a wonderful city. Although I was at the library today. The guys are very rude. I said, "I'd like a card." He says, "You have to prove you're a citizen of New York." So I stabbed him.
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It's ignorant! The stereotype is guys that are weak and have failing relationships write about how sad they are. If you listen to our songs, not one of them has that tone. Emo is bullsh*t! If people want to take it for the literal sense of the word, yes we're an emotional band, we put a lot of thought into what we do. People always try to stereotype us, but we don't fit the emo stereotype.
Brendon Urie
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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I got some new underwear the other day. Well, new to me.
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England is better only because I stand out there as 'unusual'.
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I'm a great lover, I'll bet.
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You know what I hate? Indian givers... no, I take that back.
Emo Philips
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Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand.
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