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Suggest Revision: The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong, it usually turns out to be impossible to get at and repair.
 
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Suggest Revision: The joy of engineering is to find a straight line on a double logarithmic diagram.
 
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Suggest Revision: A good scientist is a person with original ideas. A good engineer is a person who makes a design that works with as few original ideas as possible
 
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Suggest Revision: An engineer is someone who is good with figures, but doesn't have the personality of an accountant.
 
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Suggest Revision: An engineer is someone who washes his hands before going to the toilet.
 
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Suggest Revision: Architects and engineers are among the most fortunate of men since they build their own monuments with public consent, public approval and often public money.
 
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Suggest Revision: A theory may be so rich in descriptive possibilities that it can be made to fit any data.
 
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Suggest Revision: Electronic calculators can solve problems which the man who made them cannot solve; but no government subsidised commission of engineers and physicists could create a worm.
 
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Suggest Revision: Engineering...to define rudely but not inaptly, is the art of doing that well with one dollar, which any bungler can do with two after a fashion.
 
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Suggest Revision: I am an old man now, and when I die and go to Heaven there are two matters on which I hope for enlightement. One is quantum electrodynamics and the other is the turbulent motion of fluids. And about the former I am rather more optimistic.
 
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